I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via erikaaivettee)


I work at a mall. Today on my way back from my break I walked past two mothers (friends) and their children. The little boy was about 4 and was crying because his little girl friend, who was like 5 or 6, was painting her nails and he wanted to, too but his mother had said no.
Then the little…


too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via adayofremembering)


drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via adayofremembering)