sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via erikaaivettee)

the-inspired-lesbian:

I work at a mall. Today on my way back from my break I walked past two mothers (friends) and their children. The little boy was about 4 and was crying because his little girl friend, who was like 5 or 6, was painting her nails and he wanted to, too but his mother had said no.
Then the little…

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via adayofremembering)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via adayofremembering)